The pickup and drop off procedures/times are so deeply relatable. There is a woman who directs the traffic in the pickup line at my kid's camp who strikes TERROR into me daily. Run afoul of her traffic pattern at your OWN PERIL.
Katherine I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying, the 🤣 emoji doesn’t even begin to do it justice. Maybe a side hustle in standup is in your future?!! Clearly the well meaning but somewhat clueless people who run these camps have never been on the receiving end of these emails.
So realistic I had to double check the sender 😂 and my kid’s main camp option this summer is linked to a Jewish community center so we are asked to send a kosher lunch everyday (they run an amazing camp program and we LOVE it, though we are not Jewish so I need to double check kosher guidelines every summer 😀)
I got this post the same day I got the real camp info. Reading on my phone, I thought I would really have to send my kid to camp with body glitter. Hahahahaha. Well done Katherine!
I listened to the audio version I get as a Double Shift member, but I still had to hop over here to say *chef's kiss* - hilarious and spot on and I hope at least one camp director gets it forwarded to them and takes the not-so-subtle feedback.
😂😂😭😭😭 what got you, was it the organic rat poison?
It was the kinetic sand lol
and i hope you all have noted that this newsletter is too long, just as these emails are also too long.
The pickup and drop off procedures/times are so deeply relatable. There is a woman who directs the traffic in the pickup line at my kid's camp who strikes TERROR into me daily. Run afoul of her traffic pattern at your OWN PERIL.
You better watch yourself missy! this is serious camp traffic patterns!!!!
I know exactly what you mean! It’s like a high-stakes game of survival out there.
This is the best, damn funniest thing I’ve read all year.
Thank you
100 percent read this assuming it was from my 6 year old's camp and did not clock that it was satire until VERY FAR IN.
Same!
Literally sitting on the floor w my summer calendar rn and this is perfection 😂
Katherine I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying, the 🤣 emoji doesn’t even begin to do it justice. Maybe a side hustle in standup is in your future?!! Clearly the well meaning but somewhat clueless people who run these camps have never been on the receiving end of these emails.
Also over here with tears running down my face. This is GOLD.
This is amazing!! So accurate!!!!
So much this!
I LOLed at this!
Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “all details change every week”
TOO SOON, the trauma is still fresh ;)
So realistic I had to double check the sender 😂 and my kid’s main camp option this summer is linked to a Jewish community center so we are asked to send a kosher lunch everyday (they run an amazing camp program and we LOVE it, though we are not Jewish so I need to double check kosher guidelines every summer 😀)
as a non-kosher jew I'm glad i could fit this joke in
That’s great that you’re embracing the kosher guidelines for your kid’s camp lunch! Hope they have a fantastic summer at the camp.
I got this post the same day I got the real camp info. Reading on my phone, I thought I would really have to send my kid to camp with body glitter. Hahahahaha. Well done Katherine!
ACCURATE
I listened to the audio version I get as a Double Shift member, but I still had to hop over here to say *chef's kiss* - hilarious and spot on and I hope at least one camp director gets it forwarded to them and takes the not-so-subtle feedback.